Monday, July 9, 2012

It's Not Car Food


The advent of fast food in general, and the 'drive-thru' window in particular, has not been kind to the interior of the typical American automobile. It is not uncommon to find a missing french fry under a floor mat, or to discover that the source of that mysterious, gag-inducing smell, came from a long-forgotten Whopper that made its way under the passenger seat. I am a guilty person, but I am hoping that some of my unfortunate experiences might serve as lessons for the uninitiated. Be warned. Some foods are not intended for the car.

To begin with, let's cover the basics. If it takes more than one hand to eat, it's not car food. Keep at least one hand on the wheel at all times. Secondly, be sure that whatever you are eating while driving does not take a lot of organization. By this I mean, keep your eyes on the road. If you have to look for your food, strategize the best way to hold it, and closely monitor it's approach to and entry in your mouth, it's not car food. Finally, you should not have a buffet in the front seat of your car. Limit how many items that you plan to eat. Plan your menu based on the available table space (empty seats and/ or center console area) and cup holders.

Well, there are the ground rules. Now here are some specifics. The following are not car food.

  • Any ice cream product that does not come in a cone or on a stick.
  • Pizza.
  • Any Mexican or Chinese food.
  • Pasta.
  • Soup.

1 comment:

TH said...

My favorite car food is diet coke & french fries... though I've not had the latter since March (35 pounds ago) ... I do miss them. I also enjoyed a chili/nacho cheese dog from Cone Palace from time to time... that would really stink if you lost one under the sink.