Monday, June 4, 2012

Things my Dad Says

My Dad is better than yours. And to prove it, I offer the following life-lessons. This is wisdom from the lips of Dewey L Miller, Sr.

  • That smells like money! (upon approaching a particularly pungent hog farm)
  • I bet that suit cost him a pretty penny! (upon seeing this weeks outfit on the Porter Wagoner Show)
  • This is the standingest one church I have ever been to! (upon attending any congregation that asks you to stand, even once)
So now you have a little insight into how I have developed my rather complicated life philosophy.


Denise Birkhoff said...

You forgot, "In our life of today" that's also a popular phrase for Dad.

Rev Dewey said...

How about, "He got really 'churchified?'"